Photoshop addicted couple.A conversation between a Photoshop addicted guy and a girl, by Mikeleus.
Guy: Hi there!
Guy: Uhmm what are your actions?
Girl: Nothing, just walking in my workspace.
Guy: I see Maybe you would like to merge with me?
Girl: Maybe yes, it depends
Guy: My pen tool is really big.
Girl: Uhm that sounds so burning!
Guy: Yeah can you show me your foreground?
Girl: Here it is: (gives the link)
Guy: Wow I like the curves of your shape. You look like a feather, my levels are going crazy.
Guy: Now my pen tool turned into a hard brush. Can you increase the contrast?
Girl: Yes. I would smudge your brush with my bare hand and then doge it, burn it, dodge it, burn it.
Guy: I'm having a stroke. I'm dripping a white color space.
Girl: You know, I'm having wet edges too; my bucket tool is so 255; 0; 0. I want you to overlay your layer on mine. Can we multiply and then duplicate?
Guy: don't think so, my scratch disk is full. I'll just